girl: i have two loves and their names are ben and jerry
girl is actually caught in a complicated love triangle between her, a man named benjamin, and another named gerald. she has intense feelings for both of them but knows that she will eventually be forced to choose between them, but for now, refers to the both of them as her love

Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs